Romantic Ideas & Tips

 

1. Five Minutes

If Five Minutes is used while she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. and if you promise her for helping around the house then Five minutes is only five minutes.

2. Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means, There must be something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

3. Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

4. Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! If you think that you got the permission you are wrong there.

5. Loud Sigh

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is  wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 2 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever

Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #2.