Ideas for Cozy Weeknights

What do you do on weeknights with your hubby apart from watching TV, going out for dinner, inviting friends and snuggling in bed? Well are you out of ideas. If yes, here are few romantic ideas for a cozy weeknight which is fun as well as erotic.

Cook ‘n’ Tell
Cook a few dishes and don’t tell your hobby what you have prepared. Blind-fold him and tell him to identify the dish. If correct he can ask you for a favour and if he is wrong, you get the chance to make him do whatever you can. 

Pamper one another
After making love, give one another a good scrub in the bathtub. You can introduce him to your latest salt scrub while he works a deep conditioner into your scalp. 

Black-out Sex
Create a make-believe blackout once a week. Just switch off the main switch and don’t forget to even unplug the telephone. An hour of technology-free time will heighten your senses and bring passion back into your life.

Play a sexy game
Fetch Chutes and Ladders from the kids closet and play an erotic ‘strip’ game together. You remove an item of your own clothing each time you slide down a chute, and you get to remove one garment from your opponent every time you climb a ladder. 

Grooming
Trade grooming tasks. Have your hubby give your hair 100 strokes, then offer to file his fingernails. You can also get him to give you a body massage and vice versa.

After dinner walk
Go for a walk and talk and listen. Talk about your future plans, about work, about kids and about plans that have been getting pushed aside. Have a good conversation for that’s the most important thing in a good relationship.

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Working Couple And Romance

Gone are the days when it was expected of woman to exclusively stay at home, nurse the children, look after the household work and take care of the in-laws. Though the notion still exists but today’s woman is also expected to help her husband to contribute towards the household expenses. And thus it is even tougher for women, for now she has much more responsibilities and her duties both towards her house and work has increased. Now a days women are more independent and do not like to be dependent on their husband. But this also leads to constant friction between the couple resulting into conflicts in the relationship. Thus to keep the marriage going, some sacrifices and compromises have to be made by both the parties. It is very often seen that the sense of equality and spirit of independence felt by the career woman results in ego clashes. Thus both husband and wife have to consider that every relationship requires co-operation, trust, understanding and responsibilities without which the marriage will not survive.

Following are a few tips that working couples should always remember in order to make their marriage tick.

Husbands should remember……………

• That his wife is working so the family can live a better life and enjoy every facility available to them.
• To respect his wife’s decision and feelings.
• That his wife ahs an individuality and she cannot be expected to only be a housewife and sit at home when she is well educated and is fully capable of earning and supporting the family.
• To help the wife in the household chores and share the kitchen work, cutting vegetables and help her with dishwashing in case the maid takes a holiday.
• Not be touchy and suspicious about phone calls for her from her male colleagues, which may be only official.
• Not to doubt her character and should allow her to attend office parties and picnics without insisting on accompany her.
• Help her with her work is she needs it.

Wifes should remember……………..

• Never boost about your individuality and independence.
• Never give an impression that just because you are not dependent on your husband you can do anything and that your husband has no right to tell you anything.
• Never mix up office tension with family. Once you are out of the office forget about it and concentrate on your family.
• Never mention office gossip to your husband if he is not interested.
• Don’t be extravagant just because you are earning.
• Avoid praising your male colleagues too much on their looks or behaviour. Even if your boss is nice to you, you don’t have to boast the fact to your hubby who would feel jealous and sometimes even suspicious.
• Don’t be in a hurry to raise a family, as it would affect your career growth. Decide in consultation with your husband, the right time to have the kid and whether you would like to continue working later on.
• Don’t fight over small matters and learn to avoid unnecessary tensions.

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Affair Proof your Relationship

A healthy relationship requires commitment, love and understanding. Love makes you do things that you possibly couldn’t have imagined to do otherwise. There has to be lot of understanding between the two of you since that is the foundation of your love. There will be times when things will be difficult and stressful but it is your patience and understanding that has to be the strong factor which will help you come out of the situation victorious. Following are a few tips that will help you overcome all the troubles in your life and build healthy relationship.

Be your partner’s/lover’s best friend

Friendship is the sole basis of a healthy relationship. You and your partner should be best friends in order to keep the love and trust alive in you. There are many things, which a partner cannot possibly solve but a friend can. So try to be your love’s friend as well. 

Never relinquish your role as your mate’s “lover”

I am saying this because there are times when we start taking our partner’s for granted. Things that don’t mean too much for us might mean a lot to our love. You have to be romantic and sensitive to her/his feelings and you have to keep doing small acts, which will tell your partner that you love him/her and she/he is the world for you.

Don’t let problems go unresolved

Don’t keep things to yourself. If you have a problem then it is best if you speak it out and make your partner aware that you are unhappy about a certain thing and that you need to resolve your problems. Don’t think that your partner will come to know what’s going on in your mind and he will understand that you are going through turmoil inside. Don’t make this mistake. Talk with your partner and resolve your problems.

Keep your partner among your top three priorities

You may be a busy person and there might be things that are really important. But don’t forget one thing that nothing can be as important as the person you love. Don’t ever commit the mistake of neglecting your partner because once insecurity and loneliness creeps into the life of your partner, it will be the end of everything.

Make love often

Good sex is an important part of your marriage. It will help you come closer to your partner and help you to understand him/her better. Making love often will keep the passion alive in your relationship, which is very essential factor of a healthy relationship. Weave love, sex, and romance into the fabric of your daily lives and see the difference.

Let the infatuation fade, but keep the passion alive

To keep your relationship healthy and affair proof you have to feel passionately about your partner. In a healthy relationship passion and excitement should always be alive. You have to learn to keep the flame of passion alive in the two of you for a long and enduring relationship.

Don’t nag

Nagging is the biggest enemy of happy and healthy relationships. Studies have revealed that men can suffer from hypertension, stress and other psychological problems because of nagging. Nagging can never be the solution to any problem. There are better ways to get your work done and make your partner understand. 

Try to spend more time together

By spending more time together you will get to resolve problems between the two of you better. All that your relationship requires is togetherness and comfort from one another. Try to be together and spend quality time on weekends. Go for picnics or watch a movie together once in a while. Take your partner out for dinner at least twice a month. Once in a year you should go on a vacation.

Make some sacrifices but don’t martyr yourself for his/her sake

Last but not the least a healthy relationship demands sacrifice to a certain level. Relationships are based on sacrifice and compromise by both the partners.

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Arguents

In every relationship, no matter how much you love each other, sometimes you do get into a disagreement and have bitter arguments. These arguments though seem quite logical and justified at that particular moment but do end up making you and your partner feeling bitter and hurtful. Therefore you have to take care that your arguments do not spoil and harm your relationship. The next time you feel an argument starting to form keep in mind the following points to handle such a situation. These argument guidelines will help you deal with the problem that you are facing without making you feel bitter and hurtful.

• Don’t talk if you’re too emotional about the situation. Things you say in the heat of the moment have a way of leaving a damaging mark on your relationship. Instead of lashing out while you’re still emotional, go out and take a 10 to 20 minute walk. Getting away from the situation will help you cool off and gain a much-needed new perspective.
• Give your partner enough space to voice his or her concerns. Listening is also important to understand the situation. Thus listen to what he has to say coz that doesn’t mean that you are agreeing to what he says.
• Make an extra effort to really understand what you partner is trying to say. In the heat of the moment you think that you know what he has to say and that whatever it is he is wrong. But that might not be the real state. You could also be wrong. Thus try to understand him and this will really help you end the argument far more quickly.
• Don’t say something you’ll regret later. Always consider your relationship like a glass. It is sturdy, tough, beautiful and clear when taken care of, but if it is mistreated or mishandled it can end up scratched, cracked or even broken. Take care in choosing the words you say when you are in the heat of the moment.
• Leave the past where it belongs…in the past. It is a natural tendency to want to compare current situations to other situations that may have occurred in the past. If you dwell on past occurrences, you’ll never find a solution for the future. By bringing up everything you don’t like about him or what he has done, it can emotionally push your partner away from you. Thus don’t dig up the past issues and keep your disagreements about the problem you are actually dealing with at this time.
• Learn to compromise. If you can learn to compromise, you’ll find yourself in fewer disagreements. If you don’t like something, then agree with your partner to find some middle ground. This also applies the other way. Be willing to come up with alternative solutions for things your partner doesn’t like as well!
• Talk about the problem with open heart and finish it off. Let your partner know exactly when something upsets you and don’t let things build up until you explode. Certain times we just try to avoid the problems. It’s far too easy to run off and avoid your partner, or give them the silent treatment. Instead, make a commitment right now to each other to respect each other enough to work out the problem even if it takes all night. Remember never to go to bed angry.
• Find a solution to the problem together. Once you’ve both identified that there is a problem, and what the exact problem is, you need to come to a solution that benefits each other. To do this, each person should be responsible for coming up with a solution they feel will end the problem. Share your ideas and agree to a compromise, if needed, to the situation.
• Make your relationship with your partner your first concern when you are in the middle of a disagreement. This does not mean bend over backwards for them or compromise your integrity. Just keep in mind that the person you are arguing with is your best friend, lover and soul mate. If you both keep that at the forefront of your mind in an argument you will never end up hurting each other.

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Couple Stress

Are you suffering from stress? Is stress affecting your relationship? You might find it difficult to answer there questions because sometimes stress affects your relationship so bad that you don’t even come to know of it until its too late. Sometimes stress affects you so bad that though you feel that your actions (like snapping at your partner, shouting at your kid, not being able to take interest in household activity etc) are justified, you do not realize that these actions will harm your relationship.

Many people like solitude when they are feeling stressed. You might feel that you need this space but your partner could easily take this separation as a lack of desire to be around him. This can lead to problems in your relationship and if not handled this situation properly, stress can lead a much serious tragedy. Therefore you need to identify the problem affecting you and not let stress affect your relationship. Make sure you’re keeping your emotions in check with these tips.

1. Control your temper.

If you’re feeling like you’re being a little more negative than usual and you are snapping at people without genuine reason, then its stress that’s making you do so. During such a time its better that you do not do or say anything harsh. The last thing you want to do is make your partner feel like you don’t enjoy being around him or that your feelings are dwindling. It may be too late to take back something you’ve said, but you can at least stop to explain why it happened.

2. Learn to balance your loads.

Make sure you’re spending appropriate time on each area of your life. Don’t spend all your time at work, and don’t load up all your free time with activities. You should learn to balance work and family. Both need your undivided attention. So do justice to both. If someone asks if you are available to do something, never plan something that will interfere with your previously scheduled dates.

3. Give time to your spouse and family.

Remember in order to have a healthy relationship it is very important that you regularly spend sometime together with your partner privately. Go on a picnic or to a movie or a quite dinner together and this routine should never stop. If you have children, you should also add days for spending time just with your children. If you are a very busy person then coordinate dates with your partner so your schedule doesn’t conflict. Make it a priority to spend at least two days a month with your partner outside, away from your daily life, doing something.

4. Don’t worry, be happy.

In the bigger scheme of things it doesn’t matter the things you’ve accomplished, but rather how you felt while accomplishing them. It doesn’t matter if you’ve made it to the top of your company if you don’t enjoy life. When you feel the ebbs of stress creeping up your neck, just take a deep breath and relax. Think of all the good things around you and all the love that your family has showered on you and this will help you overcome all the stress in your life.

Following are a few tips to combat stress

• Proper Nutrition
  Eat healthy and your mind and spirits will remain healthy and stress free
  
• Exercise
  Exercise is the best way to let out frustration and stress. Exercise regularly and you will live a stress-free life.
  
• Sleep
  A good night’s sleep is essential to clear your head and combat stress.
  
• Personal Space
  If you feel bitter and angry and you think that this will lead to spoiling your relationship, its better that you take some time out and analyze your problems. Go get a message or meditate for sometime and this way you can take control of the situation and improve your mood.

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Relationship guidelines

In any relationship what is important is understanding and trust. It is important to build and maintain a FRIENDSHIP in your relationship and that you give your partner the benefit of the doubt when times are tough… namely TRUST! Learn to understand each other, know each other and know what makes your partner happy.

What Men Need to Know: The Woman’s Point of View

1. The most important thing is being sensitive and romantic in your words and action. Please don’t fake your emotions and say things you don’t mean.
2. Please listen to what she is saying. Most of the men never try to know what a woman wants because they never listen attentively. Don’t take your girl for granted.
3. DO build her trust by being faithful and truthful, and always “being there.”
4. Spend time together, cuddling, kissing and learn to enjoy foreplay and learn about her body and erogenous zones instead of jumping to the real thing.
5. Never expect or demand sex.

What Women Need to know: The Man’s Point of View

1. Do take the initiative instead of expecting him to be the one to initiative first always.
2. Try to accept him without judgment.
3. If you are still dating don’t expect him to profess his love for you so soon.
4. DON’T push him into a commitment or an exclusive relationship.
5. Don’t take everything personally.
6. Don’t always expect him to apologies to you.
7. DO let him withdraw once in awhile; understand his need to be alone, to take things slowly, or to have a night out with the guys.
It is quite normal to have up’s and down’s in a relationship but how you argue when in a relationship can determine if you have a relationship that falls apart or lasts.

Things to avoid when arguing or fighting with your relationship partner:

1. Criticism,
2. Contempt,
3. Defensiveness and stonewalling (withdrawing from talking)

Good things to use in an argument:

1. Using humor to break tension in an argument.
2. Expressions of affection for your partner.
3. Acknowledge your partners point of view.

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How various people search for a wife

Fisherman
Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat.

Salesman
Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor’s around is now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and successful career!

Economist
I am in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden upon the national interest.

Mathematician
Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family unit.

IT Consultant
Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency. Compatibility could be an issue.

Businessman
Wife wanted for company.

Politician
I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences and short comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the social responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society…………….. (etc etc and never getting to the point)

Car Dealer
Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition.

Farmer
Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breading.

Lawyer
I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of wife after marriage. The person whom I’m looking for should be strictly -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with evidence to support this view that she is a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself.
Any objections would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in limited confidence as all liabilities are null and void in the event of failure on our part of any kind whatsoever.

Pilot
Wife required to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must also be aerodynamically sound!!!

Banker
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.

Shaayar
Burri muddat keh baad eik arazoo jaagi hai,
Key hum bee shaadi shooda ho jaayeh,
Kya bahaana shaadi karaney ka…………… joh kurrey sarey sarey,
Yeah mai butaatah hoon ………
Kyoon key yaroo ub khud ghur keh kaam hotah nahee sarey sarey.

Accountant
Required a girl – 5’8′ & 36′ 24′ 36′ with a good head for figures. She must be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible. She should profit from a nice personality and be a credit to her family.

Sharabi
Wanted a girl. Girl’s father should preferably have a drinks factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come round. Friends come round only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally in a bar or send drinks for trial. Sample should be ample.

Minicab Driver
Hello! Hello! number 9 calling. This is number 9 I’m calling from base, erm a wife is needed for pick me up. Driving license not necessary, but map reading skills are a bonus.

Beggar
Allah kay naam peh koi ek biwi dey dey,
Doosrey kee nahi to upni hee dey dey,
Allah terah balley karrey,
Tujhey ek key balley doh dey dey,
Hillery hogi toh Monika bhi dey dey!

Builder
Wanted a wife to help build upon the foundations of my life. Must be homely and willing to build relationship from the ground up.

Doctor
I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if you feel the need for a second opinion then it’s fine by me.

Army Commando
My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife. Successful applicants must be able to use a penknife and a compass. She who dares wins. Camouflage provided.

RaceCar Driver
A model wife required to fit in with my fast track life. Must be able to keep pace!

Astronaut
I’m searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world!

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Husband wife Jokes

A wife asked her husband: ‘What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?’
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ‘I like your sense of humor!’
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Wife:      ‘You always carry my photo in your wallet..  Why?’
Hubby:  ‘When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.’
Wife:  ‘You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?’
Hubby:  ‘Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?’
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Wife:           ‘What are you doing?’
Husband:       Nothing.
Wife:           ‘Nothing…?  You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’
Husband:   ‘I was looking for the expiration date.’
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Wife  :       ‘Do you want dinner?’
Husband:  ‘Sure! What are my choices?’
Wife:  ‘Yes or no.’
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Stress Reliever
Girl:  ‘When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.’
Boy:  ‘It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.’
Girl:  ‘We ll that’s because we aren’t married yet.’
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Son:  ‘Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’
Mom:  ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’
Son:  ‘But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.’
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A newly married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?’
‘Honey,’ the woman replied sweetly, ‘I’d have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!’
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy replies: ‘Thanks for the early warning.’
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Husbands are husbands
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan.
‘What was that for?’ the man asked.
The wife replied ‘That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket’.
The man then said ‘When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name  of the horse I bet on’
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the  head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied. ‘Your horse phoned’

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7 Golden Rules for Love

1. Try and forget “me and mine” and “you and yours” and start thinking “we and our.”
2. Learn to express your feelings for love.
3. Unrealistic expectations lead to disappointment and frustration.
4. Be caring and be loyal to each other.
5. Healthy communication plays a role of oxygen in love life.
6. The way of expressing love and the form of love changes with time and age and we have to accept this truth.
7. Sex is a physical form of expressing the feelings of love. Complete non-acceptance or excessive of sex, both are dangerous for love life.

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10 Rules for Marriage management

1.    In Relation, There is always a scope to reform and rebuild the communication.
2.    Duration of marriage and increase in age will not hamper the sexual interest.
3.    Love is a matter of feeling, but feeling needs to be expressed.
4.    To live as husband and wife is living together, but this should not be on the cost of individual’s own living style.
5.    Living together as husband and wife does not mean to get suppressed by responsibilities but it is wise to be together and carry the responsibility together.
6.    It is not necessary to always prove your view to the life partner but need to take his or her opinion and try to analyze and react softly to his or her views.
7.    In relation, it is not necessary that a third person gets involved for say “short lived” period is a person who can break the relationship you have with your partner, that person is like a tempest which comes and goes.
8.    In relation to prolong the trust, never try and impose ownership on your partner, give space for breathing which will build a TRUST
9.    Rather being perfect partner, always try to be a partner who is full of love.
10.    If you desire your partner to behave in a manner that you like, try and behave with your partner the way you expect him/her to behave.

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Daily Romantic Checklist

 

Daily Romantic Checklist

1. Always compliment your lover.
2. Tell your lover how much you love him.
3. Say ‘I love u’ atleast seven times daily.
4. Spend atleast an hour together daily.
5. Give surprises or do some unexpected gesture.
6. Always call in to find out how things are with your partner.
7. Hug your partner first thing when you get up in the morning.

Weekly Romantic Checklist

1. Make it a point to spend a whole day together.
2. Do something which both of you enjoy doing together.
3. Cook her a meal.
4. Give your partner a surprise gift.
5. Give one another a good body massage followed with u-know-what.
6. Go out for a movie together.
7. Plan something special for the upcoming weekend.

Monthly Romantic Checklist

1. Plan to go out for a short trip during the weekend.
2. Go out for dinner atleast twice every month.
3. Make love more often.
4. Watch atleast two romantic movies.
5. Take your lover out for shopping and give her/him a beautiful gift.

Yearly Romantic Checklist

1. Think of an unusual way to celebrate your partner’s birthday.
2. Make a new years resolution to be more creatively romantic.
3. Make Plans for your next anniversary.
4. Create a special ‘Romance’ category in your household budget.
5. Go out for a long vacation once in a year.
6. Plan out your next vacation.

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BODY LANGUAGE IN LOVE

You are in love but you do not know whether she/he also loves you. Well one way is to ask him/her but if you are the shy kind then here is a way by which you can come to a positive or negative conclusion.

Try On Body Language
Focus
If you’re interested in someone, you focus and pay attention. If you’re not interested in someone, your attention wanders. So if you’re sitting with the person you like, and he/she is looking at you when you’re talking, that’s a great sign. The eyes have it all and thus if the person is not interested he/she will keep looking out the window, or watching other girls/men.

Dilated eyes
As they say “The eyes are the window to the soul.” Thus while you are talking to the person you like, your eye pupils dialate (get bigger) when you’re excited. So if someone’s eyes look really big, it shows they’re interested. Thus keep your eyes on him/her and observe the eyes.

Lip and Mouth Activities
A girl might bite her lip gently, or run her tongue along her lip to show that she is interested. Some girls even do this deliberately to flirt, although it rarely looks natural. If you’re a girl, don’t try it, unless you’re really sure it looks natural.

Hair
Fiddling and playing with hair is one way to show that you are interested. Girls wrap their fingers in their hair. Guys run their hands through their hair. Note that twirling your hair is more a sign of boredom and distraction.

Arms and Hands
If the girl keeps her arms or hands closed or crossed (which is normal if its cold) then that is a clear indication that she’s not feeling comfortable. Arms that are out and away from her are less ‘defensive’. Also, if the woman leaves her wrist-up, it’s sort of an “I trust you” motion.

Legs
Women normally like to sit cross-legged and note that it doesn’t mean that she isn’t interested. So forget about that and concentrate on the toes because, toes tend to react to general body energy. So if someone’s feeling bored and listless, they might just lay there. But if someone is feeling excited and energetic, the toe might make little circles or bounce. Women when are interested point their toes towards the man.

The Voice
The way someone talks and especially the tone of the voice is hugely important. It will instantly tell you whether: Are they bored and weary? Are they thoughtful and quiet? Are they enthused and interested? To find out whether the person is interested in you first watch your own speech and then watch how their speech changes. If someone wants to ‘get along’ with someone else, they naturally match their speech patterns together. If you’re interested in someone, you start to naturally speak like them, using the same tone of voice, the same loudness/softness and speed, the same phrases even.

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Romantic Ideas & Tips

 

1. Five Minutes

If Five Minutes is used while she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. and if you promise her for helping around the house then Five minutes is only five minutes.

2. Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means, There must be something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

3. Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

4. Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! If you think that you got the permission you are wrong there.

5. Loud Sigh

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is  wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 2 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever

Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #2.

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100 Romantic Things To Do With Your Life Partner

	1. Fill your life with sweet things.  2. Spend every second possible together.  3. Make sacrifices for each other.   4. Really love each other.
	5. Sit and talk. 6. Whisper to each other  7. Nothing is more precious than a Kiss on the forehead   8. Always hold your wife around her hips/sides.   9. Hold your wife’s hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart. 10. Very lightly push up your wife’s chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.
	11. Sing to each other.  12. Dance together.   13. Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark or with black light.
	14. Buy gifts for each other.  15. Roses   16. Buy your wife a ring.   17. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.   18. Go shopping with your wife.   19. Buy 11 real roses and one fake one…leave a note that says I’ll love you until the last rose dies   20. Buy your wife a lipstick color that you like. 21. Surprise trip for just the two of you or invite another couple.
	22. Wear your life mate’s favorite cologne/perfume every time you’re together.  23. When in public, flirt with each other.  24. Take your wife to dinner.  25. Take your wife to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked. 26. Go on a Picnic 27. Go for a Drive   28. Go Window Shopping   29. Try on new clothes that your husband wants to see you in -in the fitting rooms at the store, or mall!
	30. Sit in front of a roaring fire and make out/make love.  31. Find Animals or Figures in the Clouds   32. Visit the beach and Make Sand Castles   33. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.   34. Take her out to the playground on the swings and swing together as if you were both in your teen years Still.
	35. Enter a Contest together  36. Collect Rocks or Leaves   37. Play play-station or Xbox with your husband all night for a change!   38. Fly a Kite   39. Treasure Hunt with clues around the house Plant a garden 40. Turn off the Lights and do everything by Flashlight or Candlelight for a night   41. Play Any Sport
	42. Wear your husband’s clothes. 43. Read to each other   44. Read a novel together   45. Make up Stories   46. Write a fictional story about how you met/fell in love. And give it to your life mate.   47. Draw (If you can) 48. Make a scrapbook with pictures and memories since the first day you met each other.
	49. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages, including sign language.  50. Do cute things like write “I love you” in a note so that they have to look in the mirror to read it.  51. Put love notes in your life mate’s pockets when they aren’t looking.  52. Talk to each other using only body language and your eyes.
	53. Remember your dreams and tell your life mate about them.  54. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.   55. Share your deepest convictions.   56. Pray together.   57. Act out mutual fantasies together. 58. Describe the joy you feel just to be with your life mate.
	59. French kiss.  60. Dress each other, Undress each other.   61. Kiss every part of your wife’s body.   62. Foreplay   63. Let your wife sit on your lap.   64. Husbands like half-shirts.   65. Unless you can feel their heart beating, you aren’t close enough.   66. Carry your wife to bed. 67. Wake your wife up with a gentle kiss on the lips 68. Never forget the kiss goodnight.   69. always remember to say, “Sweet dreams.”
	70. Watch the sunset together.  71. Make out in the rain.   72. Roll down a hill   73. Go hiking and camp out together in the woods or on a mountain.   74. Go to the Park   75. Go to a Farm   76. Go Fishing   77. Go to the Temple   78. Go to a Museum or Historical Site 79. Have a Water Fight
	80. Sit in your car in the driveway, honk, then blow your lifemate a kiss as you leave for work. 81. Make a bag lunch for your wife to take to work with her, include an apple with a love note  82. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say “I love you”.   83. Call from your business trip to tell your life mate you were thinking about them.   84. Make excuses to call your life mate repeatedly in one day.
	85. Learn from each other and don’t make the same mistakes twice.  86. Learn to listen.
	87. Walk behind your wife and put your hands in her front pockets.  88. Take advantage of any time alone together.
	89. Give each other a Manicure, Pedicure or Facial.  90. Brush your wife’s hair,  91. Paint your wife’s toenails.   92. Cook for each other   93. Wash the dishes for your wife.   94. Spend time with your husband in the   95. garage-working on his next big project
	96. Set up a tea party for “married couples only”.  97. Call your married friends over once a month and watch each other’s wedding videos, or vacation trips together!  98. Be Prince/Princess Charming to your life mate’s parents. 99. Stand up for your life mate when someone says unkind things about them.   100. Hang out with your life mate’s friends, too.
	101. Take showers together.  102 Hot tubs are great.
	103. Work out together-tell each other you want them around for a life time!  104. Tell your spouse what life would be like without him.  105. Tell your wife you appreciate her having your children.   106. Tell your wife that she doesn’t have to do anything she doesn’t want to. And mean it. 107. Tell your life mate you love the way they look right after they’ve fallen asleep, with their head in your lap.

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